Archive of 2012 March

A Horrible Case of Roadkill

on March 31st, 2012 in General, Storytelling by | 2 Comments

I myself am not a nature person. I didn’t grow up in an outdoorsy family. I’ve never been camping or trekked out into the wild. That’s not to say that the wild has never found me. When I was 22 I was driving from Orlando, Florida to Gainesville, Florida to…

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A Toast for the Ages

on March 25th, 2012 in General by | No Comments

This is a wedding toast I wrote for my little sister, Paige, when she was married. I have to say, when my older sister, Alisha, and I gave the toast, IT KILLED. It was like we were in a comedy club. It was awesome. I had so many people coming…

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I Can’t Quit You

on March 20th, 2012 in General, More Stuff, Storytelling by | 1 Comment

Here’s a little story about discovering I have OCD and how I conquered my addiction to going to church. Yep, that was my addiction. When I roll, I roll HARD. Audrey Kearns from an evening storytelling with 5 Truths and a Lie: Listen to my story here. Enjoy! Please share…

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The Young Wife by D. H. Lawrence

on March 20th, 2012 in General, More Stuff by | No Comments

My husband gave me a D.H. Lawrence book of poetry on one of our first Christmases together. He had this poem highlighted. He’s kinda swell.   The Young Wife by D. H. Lawrence THE pain of loving you Is almost more than I can bear. I walk in fear of…

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So THAT happened…

on March 18th, 2012 in More Stuff, Storytelling by | No Comments

When I am the host for my show, 5 Truths and a Lie, I usually warm up the audience with a 1-2 minute story that has to do with the theme. So, the following is host material from our show “So That Happened. Embarrassing Moments and Other Things We’d Like to Forget.”…

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Fear Is the Mind Killer

on March 17th, 2012 in General, Science Fiction by | No Comments

Sometimes some good ole Bene Gesserit chanting helps me get through a tight spot. Crazy? Absolutely. Does it work? Yes, especially when I’m on a plane that’s taking off. I’m the crazy one sitting next to you with her eyes closed and lips moving. “I must not fear. Fear is…

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Between Light and Dark, I Breathe

on March 15th, 2012 in General, Storytelling by | 3 Comments

Enjoy my short story, published in Biji Magazine 2/2012: Between Light and Dark, I Breathe Every evening, I come down here and sit by my water. Just me and my chair, in my own back yard, on my own patch of land. My own piece of this world. I recline…

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Thanksgiving for Nothing!

on March 15th, 2012 in General, Storytelling by | 3 Comments

Here’s a monologue I wrote. (So it’s one big chunk) Enjoy! Thanksgiving for Nothing By Audrey Kearns Julia stands at the Thanksgiving table with a drink her hand. She is surrounded by her family. She’s a little drunk Julia: Okay. It’s my turn to give a toast here and…I,  uh…I don’t…

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